Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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