yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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