i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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