I have demons in me.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Randomize
