Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
