he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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