remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
He is an equal opportunity slut.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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