Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
