You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
He is an equal opportunity slut.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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