She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
