Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
