Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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