Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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