Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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