i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
My penis needs a shock collar
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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