Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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