We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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