It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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