then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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