...so i touched it.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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