You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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