Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
When did angry sex become our thing?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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