thus making me awesome and them whores
I haven't been this sober since birth.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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