I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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