I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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