Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
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