My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
last night I used snow as a chaser
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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