Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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