Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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