I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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