You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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