I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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