I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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