Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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