so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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