Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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