Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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