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In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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