she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Randomize
