Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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