Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I hope mine doesn't look like that
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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