DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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