I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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