Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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