I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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