my text book just quoted the cookie monster
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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