whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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