Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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