Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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