Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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