I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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