Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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