I'm really into asian looking animals
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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