i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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