Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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