so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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