I want to stick my p in your. b.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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